⚓ Unofficial artist page — for the official festival, visit gslfringe.org
I'm doing a show at Fringe!

TWINK
OR SWIM

Festival
Great Salt Lake Fringe 2026
Performances
Jul 25 · Jul 26 · Aug 1
Rating
FF — Fringe-y
Run Time
50 minutes
J'myle Koretz on stage at Wiseguys Comedy Club in full Navy crackerjacks that's me!
where to find me

Three performances at Trolley Square.

  • SaturdayJuly 25 9:00 PM
  • SundayJuly 26 7:30 PM
  • SaturdayAugust 1 4:30 PM

Alliance Theatre — Black Box

Trolley Square
602 E 500 S, Suite E101
Salt Lake City, UT 84102

All three shows are in the Black Box at the Alliance Theatre, inside Trolley Square. Run time is about 50 minutes.

Tickets on sale now
Heads up: Tickets are sold exclusively through the official Great Salt Lake Fringe box office — I don't handle ticket sales directly.
hot off the press

Watch the announcement.

press play!

Here's the official word that Twink or Swim is headed to the Great Salt Lake Fringe this July. Three performances, one wooden warship's worth of stories.

about the show

The one-person show I've been living since 2004.

I grew up in Salt Lake and came out in 2000 (as Mitt Romney was saving the Winter Olympics), and graduated West High in 2003. After a brief stint with the Howard Dean and John Kerry campaigns, I did what any sensible gay teen would: I enlisted in the U.S. Navy.

I spent four years in the Western Pacific aboard USS Patriot, an Avenger-class minesweeper, visiting more than 30 countries on a mission to clear mines and, you know, meet people. Twink or Swim is about how the Navy is hilarious if you survive it.

"I spent four years on the crew of a 224-foot warship made out of wood — the boat, and the Sailors, too."

These days I'm based in Seattle, where I host and feature at Tacoma Comedy Club and Emerald City Comedy Club, and perform from San Francisco to Vancouver. I was selected twice for The Hollywood Comedy Store's Potluck Show, and have studied under Alice Fraser (The Bugle), Tiff Stevenson (HBO's Avenue 5), and Andrew Frank (Great Salt Lake Fringe, 2022).

why this show is special

This is a homecoming.

I performed my first-ever stand-up set in 2012 at Wiseguys Comedy Club in Trolley Square — the same Trolley Square where I'm doing this run.

Coming back to do an hour of comedy in the city that raised me feels enormous. Fringe shows are original, uncensored, and unadjudicated — exactly the right room for this story.